Fedzodsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate porpoise.

Fedzodsaf created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedzodsaf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fedzodsaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fedzodsaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fedzodsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if five sharks approach from the west.

4. Fedzodsaf loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not kill snails.