Gunnullid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, cheerful wolf.

Gunnullid created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunnullid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gunnullid, he will laugh at you.

Gunnullid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gunnullid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Always obey Gunnullid's priests.