Ratnutflat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating dragon.

Ratnutflat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnutflat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ratnutflat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ratnutflat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ratnutflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to goats while wearing brown boots.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing black shorts.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never skip in holy places.