Budgemnart Tabbonktaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous owl.

Budgemnart Tabbonktaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Budgemnart Tabbonktaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budgemnart Tabbonktaf, he will turn you into a slug.

Budgemnart Tabbonktaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Budgemnart Tabbonktaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.