Nadcibhom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring weasel.

Nadcibhom created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcibhom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nadcibhom, she will turn you into a tree.

Nadcibhom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nadcibhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing fawn corsets and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.