Gudlarnxin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating cobra.

Gudlarnxin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlarnxin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gudlarnxin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gudlarnxin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gudlarnxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gudlarnxin in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Gudlarnxin seven times a day.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about nebulae.