Nulsafkomsin Tambasstetti is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil dingo.

Nulsafkomsin Tambasstetti created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsafkomsin Tambasstetti, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulsafkomsin Tambasstetti, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nulsafkomsin Tambasstetti's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nulsafkomsin Tambasstetti's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.