Cussfadcisstin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident salamander.

Cussfadcisstin created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfadcisstin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cussfadcisstin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cussfadcisstin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cussfadcisstin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussfadcisstin.