Mongubveen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring dingo.

Mongubveen created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mongubveen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mongubveen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mongubveen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mongubveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. You must pray to Mongubveen six times a day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not eat apples.