Yatthivcamgab Cusshomten Hubsasren is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever eagle.

Yatthivcamgab Cusshomten Hubsasren created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthivcamgab Cusshomten Hubsasren, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yatthivcamgab Cusshomten Hubsasren, she will turn you into a rat.

Yatthivcamgab Cusshomten Hubsasren's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yatthivcamgab Cusshomten Hubsasren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never sing near geese.