Quatlimgadkenquamdobflistim Libxucktar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident fly.

Quatlimgadkenquamdobflistim Libxucktar created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatlimgadkenquamdobflistim Libxucktar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quatlimgadkenquamdobflistim Libxucktar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quatlimgadkenquamdobflistim Libxucktar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quatlimgadkenquamdobflistim Libxucktar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Quatlimgadkenquamdobflistim Libxucktar.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.