Davpibjopyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able finch.

Davpibjopyatt created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davpibjopyatt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davpibjopyatt, she will turn you into a rat.

Davpibjopyatt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Davpibjopyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near bats while wearing indigo rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.