Libjinpomyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome bird.

Libjinpomyatt created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Libjinpomyatt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libjinpomyatt, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Libjinpomyatt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Libjinpomyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing blue boots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Libjinpomyatt on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.