Shavtargfonhan Sakvoggat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage raven.

Shavtargfonhan Sakvoggat created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavtargfonhan Sakvoggat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Shavtargfonhan Sakvoggat, it will manifest in front of you.

Shavtargfonhan Sakvoggat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Shavtargfonhan Sakvoggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Always pray immersed in water.