Minsit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid hare.

Minsit created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minsit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Minsit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Minsit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Minsit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.