Bimtitnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart mouse.

Bimtitnull created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimtitnull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bimtitnull, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bimtitnull's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bimtitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear turquoise rings.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Bimtitnull on top of important buildings.

4. Put Bimtitnull first in all things.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.