Bafcut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish snake.

Bafcut created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafcut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bafcut, he will turn you into a worm.

Bafcut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bafcut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about nebulae.