Dimcetmabgad Lakbopdab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate porpoise.

Dimcetmabgad Lakbopdab created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dimcetmabgad Lakbopdab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dimcetmabgad Lakbopdab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dimcetmabgad Lakbopdab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dimcetmabgad Lakbopdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near pigs while wearing purple tights and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.