Tafbotmit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish walrus.

Tafbotmit created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafbotmit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tafbotmit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tafbotmit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tafbotmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if four birds approach from the east.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.