Dabquamlopvab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever otter.

Dabquamlopvab created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabquamlopvab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabquamlopvab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dabquamlopvab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dabquamlopvab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue turtles for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabquamlopvab.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.