Hamstipgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental wasp.

Hamstipgan created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamstipgan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hamstipgan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hamstipgan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hamstipgan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Hamstipgan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.