Mipripdab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome octopus.

Mipripdab created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipripdab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipripdab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mipripdab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mipripdab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Mipripdab five times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.