Weelennar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating otter.

Weelennar created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weelennar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weelennar, she will turn you into a dog.

Weelennar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Weelennar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never paint your back white.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat peas.