Paglarnbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Paglarnbug created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Paglarnbug, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paglarnbug, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Paglarnbug's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Paglarnbug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paglarnbug.