Ingmiffagfagfobnul is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty dryad.

Ingmiffagfagfobnul created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingmiffagfagfobnul, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ingmiffagfagfobnul, it will turn you into a rock.

Ingmiffagfagfobnul's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ingmiffagfagfobnul's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not commit murder.