Cidvolren is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous wyrm.

Cidvolren created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidvolren, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cidvolren, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cidvolren's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cidvolren's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.