Rawquartjap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited capybara.

Rawquartjap created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawquartjap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rawquartjap, she will turn you into a frog.

Rawquartjap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rawquartjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Rawquartjap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Erect five gold sculptures of Rawquartjap on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.