Tonsanart is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring newt.

Tonsanart created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonsanart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tonsanart, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tonsanart's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tonsanart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your neck blue.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never eat green fruit.