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She takes the form of a small, duplicitous shark.

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If you believe in Banfarnfemjatquartnigmobcin Funrapgid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Banfarnfemjatquartnigmobcin Funrapgid, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Banfarnfemjatquartnigmobcin Funrapgid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Banfarnfemjatquartnigmobcin Funrapgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Banfarnfemjatquartnigmobcin Funrapgid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Do not stand on grass.