Xenapprut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful unicorn.

Xenapprut created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenapprut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xenapprut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Xenapprut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Xenapprut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Hide from turquoise goats for they are unholy.