Yokcussomin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast toad.

Yokcussomin created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokcussomin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yokcussomin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yokcussomin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yokcussomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Never sit in the presence of geese.

3. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the south.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never wear boots.