Tafnandav is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous faun.

Tafnandav created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafnandav, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tafnandav, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tafnandav's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tafnandav's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tafnandav first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.