Gut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Gut created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gut, she will turn you into a plant.

Gut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to great tits while wearing white stockings.

2. Never think about dark matter near snakes while wearing fawn shirts and balancing four copper spheres on your legs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.