Vagfidsab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy snail.

Vagfidsab created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagfidsab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vagfidsab, he will turn you into a plant.

Vagfidsab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vagfidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.