Gigfotart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic camel.

Gigfotart created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigfotart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gigfotart, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gigfotart's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gigfotart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.