Nilliglim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking crow.

Nilliglim created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilliglim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilliglim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nilliglim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nilliglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. You must love Nilliglim.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Fast once a month.