Henquafbut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind bee.

Henquafbut created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henquafbut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henquafbut, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Henquafbut's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Henquafbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing purple boots and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.

5. Never look at planets.