Parkbepmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane lion.

Parkbepmil created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbepmil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Parkbepmil, it will turn you into a duck.

Parkbepmil's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Parkbepmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Parkbepmil's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from cyan sharks for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.