Wipdod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome mouse.

Wipdod created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipdod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wipdod, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wipdod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wipdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.