Flamlaggut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-assured dragonfly.

Flamlaggut created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Flamlaggut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamlaggut, she will turn you into a puffin.

Flamlaggut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flamlaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.