Zagwikdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful meerkat.

Zagwikdog created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagwikdog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zagwikdog, it will be very unhappy.

Zagwikdog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zagwikdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.