Zodfednurl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident frog.

Zodfednurl created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfednurl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodfednurl, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zodfednurl's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zodfednurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zodfednurl.

4. Always obey Zodfednurl's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.