Ruttzoggom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud wombat.

Ruttzoggom created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzoggom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttzoggom, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruttzoggom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ruttzoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Always obey Ruttzoggom's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.
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