Quathinarf is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing
cat.
Quathinarf created Africa eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Quathinarf, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Quathinarf, it will turn you into a sheep.
Quathinarf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Quathinarf's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never think about eukaryotes.
5. Never talk about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing blue corsets and balancing nine copper spheres on your back.