Bedfutgofpogtendibnut is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, boastful
eagle.
Bedfutgofpogtendibnut created humanity seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bedfutgofpogtendibnut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bedfutgofpogtendibnut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Bedfutgofpogtendibnut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Bedfutgofpogtendibnut's Holy Commandments1. Always help foxes.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the north.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedfutgofpogtendibnut.