Binlimdot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent wolf.

Binlimdot created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Binlimdot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binlimdot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Binlimdot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Binlimdot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Binlimdot five times a day.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Pray towards the west.