Konmumgid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain crab.

Konmumgid created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Konmumgid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Konmumgid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Konmumgid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Konmumgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always obey Konmumgid's priests.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.