Benzensom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Benzensom created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benzensom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Benzensom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Benzensom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Benzensom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never wear jumpers.