Futnutstafwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic frog.

Futnutstafwot created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Futnutstafwot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futnutstafwot, it will turn you into a slug.

Futnutstafwot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Futnutstafwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Futnutstafwot.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.