Larggodab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical crab.

Larggodab created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larggodab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larggodab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Larggodab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Larggodab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Larggodab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Never feed strawberries to sharks while wearing rings.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing yellow shirts and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.